Don’t Axe Me
Unless you’re dead, I’m sure you’ve seen the Axe commercials by now. You know the one where the Man of Chocolate is being eaten alive as he walks down the street? Tons of sexual innuendo–so much so that Indian authorities felt the ad was pornographic and banned it from television. Well, I was oblivious until recently when I was Axed in an elevator. The results were throbbing temples, one sinus cavity running like a faucet, and the other refusing oxygen in sympathy. Guys, let me show you what I think is really hot and sexy.





