Eu não fiz um rant em um quando assim que eu sou overdue. Por que qualquer um não me lembrou? Este rant particular é inspirado por uma visita recente a Perez Hilton e fará exame do formulário de um quiz. Pergunte-se apenas yourself, Sou eu mais esperto do que um celebutante?

Scenario A

Você tiver um dia do spa em um spa trendy do dia em Hollywood quando nas caminhadas Paris Hilton. Você observa que escolhe um lustrador impressionante da cor--Vermelho de Slutty. Entretanto, como um leitor regular deste blog que você sabe o tipo tem bastante formaldehyde para pickle completamente uma pradaria dos Gopher. Que você faria?

A. Paris é um espírito kindred. Eu quero os dedos do pé vermelhos slutty demasiado.
B. Deixe-a ir com sua escolha. É demasiado distante ida para que faça uma diferença de qualquer maneira.
C. Eu necessito o hip este pintainho a Priti lustradores antes que se matar herself.

Honesta, não há nenhuma razão que qualquer um não deve morrer para a causa dos músculos sore, mas aquele é justo o que aconteceu a uma menina da High School de New York o ano passado. Eu sei que você não pensa daqueles excesso - as RUB contrárias poderiam ser perigosas mas podem ser. Os produtos químicos-lLidocaine os mais comuns, o salicylate methyl, e hydrocortisone-podem ser letais em quantidades elevadas.

Chattem Inc. is recalling its Icy Hot Heat Therapy products, including samples, due to reports of burns and skin irritations.

Chattem is recalling these products because it has received some consumer reports of first, second, and third-degree burns as well as skin irritation resulting from consumer use or possible misuse of these products," states a Chattem news release posted on the FDA's web site.

The recall applies to all lots and all sizes of the following Icy Hot Heat Therapy patches:

* Icy Hot Heat Therapy Air Activated Heat -- Back
* Icy Hot Heat Therapy Air Activated Heat -- Arm, Neck, and Leg

Please take this seriously. There have been cases of people dying from reactions to sports creams. You know I'll be following this up with more information.

Phthalates are back in the news. Don’t bother to look for them on product labels–they’re not listed. That’s because cosmetics manufacturers aren’t required to list individual ingredients of fragrances, which are a common phthalate source. The newest controversial study is in February’s Journal of Pediatrics. One hundred sixty three babies from California, Missouri, and Minnesota had the urine in their diapers tested. All had at least one phthalate and most had more than one. The highest levels were in the youngest babies.

This will round up our trilogy of Valentine’s Day posts. If you’ve been keeping up, you know that in Phase I we covered the perfect pucker and in Phase II the intoxicating massage. In order that you don’t get caught high and dry so to speak, let’s go where no natural skin care blog has gone before—personal lubricants.

My ex tried to massage me once. He pinched my muscles so hard I got a muscle spasm. That painful flashback memory inspired this post. Lots of spas offer couples massage nowadays; however, if you prefer to have a couples massage at home, that’s cool too. Here are a few pointers for you—

The competition was steep, but in the end one herb stood out. I’d like to offer my heartfelt congratulations to Calendula commonly known as the marigold—International Herb Association's Herb of the Year for 2008! Please join me in a round of applause as I extoll the benefits of this exceptional botanical.