Mush and Milk
Remember Alfalfa and Spanky from the Our Gang comedies? In one episode called Mush and Milk the gang lived at an orphanage, and everyday they had mush for breakfast. The caretaker promised that when he received his back pension he would treat them to a fine meal. Finally, the day comes and he treats them to an expensive meal at a French restaurant. Not understanding French, they order a delicious sounding meal and when it’s served, voilà . . . mush. Follow me …




















Dimples may have been cute on Shirley Temple’s cheeks, but the average adult doesn’t find them cute at all. Ladies, unfortunately, are much more likely to have cellulite than men. But thanks to a stroke of Divine Justice, skinny people have cellulite too—it’s not about being overweight, it’s about the way fat, muscle, and connective tissue are distributed in the skin.
Ever since Madonna admitted to having regular