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Mush and Milk



OatmealRemember Alfalfa and Spanky from the Our Gang comedies? In one episode called Mush and Milk the gang lived at an orphanage, and everyday they had mush for breakfast. The caretaker promised that when he received his back pension he would treat them to a fine meal. Finally, the day comes and he treats them to an expensive meal at a French restaurant. Not understanding French, they order a delicious sounding meal and when it’s served, voilà . . . mush. Follow me …





The Problem With Dimples





Celluliate ThighsDimples may have been cute on Shirley Temple’s cheeks, but the average adult doesn’t find them cute at all. Ladies, unfortunately, are much more likely to have cellulite than men. But thanks to a stroke of Divine Justice, skinny people have cellulite too—it’s not about being overweight, it’s about the way fat, muscle, and connective tissue are distributed in the skin.

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Oxygen Facials



Madonna Ever since Madonna admitted to having regular oxygen facials, the treatment has become very popular. No matter what you think of the Material Girl, you have to admit she’s aging pretty well. Unfuntunately the going rate is around $500 a treatment, so most of us can only dream about an oxygen facial. Never fear, there are less expensive alternatives out there.

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